DO-IT-YOURSELF CIRCUMCISION
( An action poem for men with foreskin only )
( performed standing up facing the audience)
This do-it-yourself circumcision ( indicates with a raised forefinger )
does not require a surgeon's incision. ( shakes forefinger indicating no )
For anaesthesia drink lots of beer ( thumb to mouth indicating drinking )
until at the old barmaid you start to leer. (leering ,lusty look at audience )
Up on your feet ( simulates a jump from a sitting position )
go take a leak ( ad-lib )
while on your hand phone you continue
to speak. ( holding "hand phone" to one ear )
One hand to zip up ( zip with the other hand)
Damn ! It's stuck. ( ad-lib )
Never mind
just....give..it....a.....G O O D.... ( tugging with increasing force )
H A R D.........TUG ! ( sudden violent tug , and contemplate
the detached dangling foreskin .
Facial expression- ad-lib )
Circumcision easily done . ( holds up foreskin like a trophy )
Wait , the instruction's not yet done. ( puts up arm to show wait )
This feat you must not repeat ( ad-lib )
an unexpected sex change is not a treat ! ( ad-lib )
(exits as one would do after circumcision without anaesthesia)
Yahya Sofi Hussain.
Ampang Ulu Klang.
31st October 2007
Published in Berita MMA 2011
