BLUE PILL BLUES

BLUE PILL BLUES

( Dedicated to Ho Sing Kee )

There was once a fire breathing dragon
washing down red meat with fermented liquids by the flagon
Now this middle aged dragon is in a rut
The only fermentation is in his gut
Of fresh fruits, vegetables and high fibre cereals
A dragon in old age is something quite surreal


The dragon and phoenix want to play
The ancient art of procreation
No, not to increase the generation
But to enjoy the pleasures of practising the sensual way


Hyperlipidaemia has taken its toll
no more the tumescence of days of old
Do not despair there’s still hope
With the blue pill , you don’t have to be a pope.

Pop the blue pill and wait
For the vessels to vasodilate
In the hypertrophied nasal turbinates
Now one can feel the lingam pounding the yoni in one’s head.
heavy breathing starts, not from lust
nasal obstruction, every breath is like your last.

The phoenix erogenous zones are activated at start of play
One must not hurry in this salubrious foreplay
Overcome nasal obstruction by coming up for air
and spit out the occasional curly hair.


With the rigid pestle gently pound the mortar
Alternate with rhythmic grinding on love’s altar
Like a retort in a round bottom flask
Let passion’s flame warm it to its’ task
to bring forth the distillate of human essence……….
Blue pill time is up , sudden loss of tumescence!

Left with this un-discharged distillate
And a leftover headache
Still panting in unfulfilled lust
nose still blocked , bloody disgust.

We must adapt to the pill’s way we are told
Like the jukebox from days of old.
Playing the 45 E. P.
And not a 33 and 1/3 L.P.
six minutes to play one side
Before the nitric acid start to subside.

Quick , quick come and play
Five minutes for foreplay
Moisturizing gel to glide the way
Forget the pelvic sway
You are already gray
Want to play until the First of May ?

Salacious lines I omit,
In private I’ll transmit.



Yahya Sofi
28th April 2007

Dr. Ho Sing Kee continues to keep the web site for his medical classmates alive even in the most deafening silence of indifference . His heroic effort is above and beyond the call of friendship.